There hasn't been a Friday Fish Fry in ages and it's time to revive the art form. Art form is probably a grandiose term for this exercise, but life would be boring without hyperbole and a whole lot more depressing.

Growing up, my family would usually eat fish on Friday. On my grandparents' drive from the Bronx to God's Country (New Jersey),  they would pick up some flounder or haddock to fry for Friday night's dinner. We didn't do pasta or pizza - we did succulent, flaky, fried fish. Were my grandparents holding on to a pre-Vatican II Catholic rite? Yes, they were, but that fish rocked me to a nub.

Madonna and Guy officially ended their marriage today. Madonna is now the ultimate available cougar.

Why does Jennifer Aniston get dumped? Brad Pitt throws her overboard and John Mayer tells everyone that he dumped her. Just a thought that she's picking the wrong guys, but what do I know?

New York City officially renamed the Triborough Bridge - the Robert F. Kennedy Memorial Bridge. A great book that examines RFK's run for the Presidency in 1968 is Thurston Clarke's "The Last Campaign: Robert F. Kennedy and 82 Days That Inspired America." There are some uncanny parallels between RFK's campaign and the Obama campaign.

It's been great theater watching the Obama camp deal with the leaks regarding Hilary's nomination to be Barack's Secretary of State. It's hard to remember any leaks during Obama's campaign for the Presidency, but the Clinton folks can't seem to keep anything under wraps.

At his farewell to the Senate, Alaska's senior Senator Ted Stevens received a nearly one-minute standing ovation from his Senate colleagues. At first, I thought I was watching The Price Is Right with Drew Carey, but Ted has played the game at home for a long time. Ted will not need any parting gifts.

If you're looking for a place to get a fresh turkey for Thanksgiving, Sarah Palin knows a good place.

Yankees pitcher Mike Mussina decided to retire after posting his first twenty-win season. The Moose decided to stop while he was ahead - Sarah Palin should take note.

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is enjoying the lowest approval numbers in three years, but he'll be running for a third-term. Didn't New York City have a term-limit law?

24's Jack Bauer will be back on Sunday night. Jack is the man if you're into torture, executions, failed relationships and chaos. Works for me.

A buddy of mine, Disco Danny, has to spend beaucoup bucks to repair an old Subaru. Disco should consider contacting his representative in Congress and getting that put into the bailout.