The New York Rangers are doomed in their winner-take-all Game 7 match up against the Commie bastard Capitals. The Rangers are done - put a fork in them - Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.

Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter is now a Democrat, which spells big trouble for the Republican Party in the Senate. Republicans can take their threat of a filibuster and ... and ... and ...

I purchased a nice postcard of Air Force One flying over the Statue of Liberty, but it looks like a lot of people are running in the bottom of the photograph.

Mexicans claim the swine flu was brought to their nation by a Canadian tourist. Dirty, Dirty Canada! As we all know, Mexico is a pristine country - I buy all of my bottled water and drugs from Mexico.

I grew up and stopped watching the NFL Draft. What is the purpose of watching a draft? He puts the hat on, he steps to the front of the podium, he shakes the Commissioner's hand and he puts the lotion back in the basket.

I have a better chance of running a red light or a stop sign than being killed by the swine flu. (You think I'm kidding - I struggle to see traffic lights and stop signs. Maybe it's because I'm a "can do" type of guy.)

The days of owning a Pontiac Firebird are growing short.

I lost my virginity in a Firebird with the top down.

Pakistan is going to attack the Taliban - like we haven't heard that one before.

Apparently there is a shortage of doctors in the United States which makes the plight of the craigslist killer even more poignant. Is it truly poignant? Not really, but armed panty raids in med school are frowned on.  

The phrase "the craigslist killer" is tabloid gold.

M.I.T. dropped eight sports teams including its pistol team. I'm sure those techie video game players rocked the pistol world. The NRA needs to support these kids who are now denied their constitutional right to bear arms.

Fatso Brodeur is going fishing after tonight's Game 7 against the Hurricanes.