I've been evacuated on by the best of them. Don't some people pay for that, which was alluded to in an episode of "The Family Guy." My girlfriend's 15-year-old autistic son asked me what was covering the guy - I replied, "looked like chocolate." He can only rap his head around the slapstick comedy of "The Family Guy", which is good for everyone involved. He likes "The Family Guy" because he thinks he's breaking the rules. Tebow: I loved the old school Bronko Nagurski jump pass for the final touchdown. How many times has Florida pulled that one off at the goal line? Last night, the Sooners even had it covered, but Tebow made a great throw. It's just very strange to hear adults fawn over a college student. The kid is under a huge microscope. Cable tv: Yeah, maybe I should disconnect myself completely from the outside world, but I would be lost without Morning Joe, the ridiculous number of sporting events I waste my time watching and Brian Lamb's CSPAN. How could I live without hearing the Food Network's Guy Fieri say, "Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner," but Anthony Bourdain is still the man in my book. Do you know what I really enjoy about cable tv? The off the charts wacky crap on local access television. The best program to date has been the lesbian/ faux African /tribal drum/voice group at some universalist church. What sealed the deal for me were the outfits the New Age white women wore - they all wore African batik tops that could have been purchased from Pier 1. If I had witnessed this event in person, I would have been carried from the church on a stretcher from laughing too hard. You had to see the leader's eyes, pointed to the heavens, as she tortured the congregation by starting another song. Hey Ladies, this ain't Soweto and none of you are Paul Simon.