Reasons why you blog: 1) To avoid getting a job. "I can't get a job right now, I have to keep my blog current; people are depending on me to give meaning to their lives". 2) To join the chorus of other quasi-sports-related, political lefty, narcississtic screeds. Since nobody will listen to your opinions in real-life, perhaps they will in cyber-life. 3) To remind everyone (seemingly endlessly) that you have a girlfriend. We all know you are one more practice swing away from batting for the other team, why protest so much? 4) There is only so many times you can pull your taffy while looking at porn on the Internet, so why not blog? 5) With your pot belly, long hair, and beard, people keep claiming that Jim Morrison is alive and living in the greater Boston metropolitan area. You blog to give clues to these clueless hopefuls. Your blog is a sort of DaGirth Code.